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cheezits
A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007
Related Words
Toe cheezits
when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.
Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019
Cheezits Christ
The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.
Cheezits Christ by The Swheatley February 28, 2010
Awww, Cheezits!
An explicative loosely translated to “awww, J3sus!” Great for kids in their darkest need to express their frustrations.
Awww, Cheezits! by MaryGladys August 23, 2011
Cheezits
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