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A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Toe cheezits 

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.
Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.
Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019
So you can call a friend with whom you have fun for a long time when you meet. He is like delicious gum
Yo chewits! lets go to party!
Hey chewits!
Chewits look! i make snowman from pillows
Chewits by swagin.s January 5, 2021

Cheezits Christ 

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.
Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.
Cheezits Christ by The Swheatley February 28, 2010

Awww, Cheezits! 

An explicative loosely translated to “awww, J3sus!” Great for kids in their darkest need to express their frustrations.
Awww, Cheezits! Mom, I hit my thumb with a hammer!
Awww, Cheezits! by MaryGladys August 23, 2011
You are eating my CHEEZITS
Cheezits by Kaolin November 1, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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