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cheddarjog

Cheddarjog: Someone that counts hella racks
man you be counting like a cheddarjog
cheddarjog by pqoehsbkso April 30, 2023
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cheddaring

The act of a substance exiting your body unexpectedly, usually from the consumption of too much alcohol. ( for example: throw up, urine, shit )
Dude, Ryan is partying so hard that he is cheddaring himself right now!
cheddaring by gangster C July 12, 2014

Cheddaronga

Noun: A mythical creature of Anglo/Arab/Slavic origin that haunts children and adults who neglect their parents. A parent calls upon Cheddaronga to find their child. Once the child is located, Cheddaronga will knock on the door asking to be let in. If the person lets them in, they will die.
"Oh man... I have to call my mom ASAP! Cheddaronga came to my door last night, but I didn't let her in".
Cheddaronga by Oye1942 June 7, 2017

Cheddarboi

Someone 100 times better than Gustavo, and knows how to bongo bounce his enemies
you must be a Cheddarboi if you can bongo bounce better than a Gustavo
Cheddarboi by Not Cheddarboi March 5, 2020

Cheddaring

The "art" of rubbing your hands on your sweaty ball sack and then proceding to slap your buddy in the face, and then watch the signs of embarrasment on your buddy's face.

Note: Could result in anger.
You: "Dude do you smell something?"
Friend: "um...no?"
You: "Do you want to?"
Friend: "(sarcasticly) go for it."
You: *perform action* (followed by) "My good man, you have just been a victim of cheddaring."
Cheddaring by NP_IS_the_Balls February 10, 2008

Cheddarbooti 

A booty so fine that it makes a girl rich and famous
Damn, Kim kardashian got a Cheddarbooti
Cheddarbooti by Wolfy123 April 22, 2015

cheddarporn 

1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.

2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.

3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).
here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.

check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.

this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)

while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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