chawjob
Etymology: From the portmanteau of chaw and blowjob.
(n.) An act of fellatio while concurrently chewing tobacco.
(n.) An act of fellatio while concurrently chewing tobacco.
chawjob by Ohio Gaming January 24, 2025
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Chanjob
The art of stimulation of the penile region by one or both hands. Most commonly performed at parties by drunk girls.
Chanjob by butt "rupture" butterson January 18, 2009
chewjob
chewjob by iinventedthis December 10, 2010
Chewjob
When your partner wears a Chewbacca mask and proceeds with oral intercourse, making Wookie sounds for added effect.
Chanjob
A pointless handjob in which the giver of the handjob either holds on to the penis without any motion or yanks it up and down while gripping too tightly. Named after the infamous giver of the chanjob (some say it's mythical).
Chawtober
(holiday / lifestyle)
A sacred month (October) dedicated to the pursuit of chaw. Participants are encouraged to take chances, send the text, and look hot on purpose. Often accompanied by pumpkin spice and passion. Casualties include: dignity, sleep schedule, and “we’re just talking” delusions.
A sacred month (October) dedicated to the pursuit of chaw. Participants are encouraged to take chances, send the text, and look hot on purpose. Often accompanied by pumpkin spice and passion. Casualties include: dignity, sleep schedule, and “we’re just talking” delusions.
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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