chadistocracy

A form of government where Chads have compete control over the state. Usually defined by industrial slave labor, where gamers are used as manpower for pointless wars. Monarchical in nature, the ruling couple is composed of the Head Chad and the Head Veronica.
These governments tend to have large human rights violations, as gamers are reported to be restricted from bottom text and opressing any minorities. Some famous chadistocracies include the USA, society, EA and Israel.

jocker: hi veronica
veronicubbles: no gamer
joockekoroo: FUCK YUO VERONICA THIS WAS THE LAST TIME YUO OPRESSED ME LIKE THIS... IF YOU DONT STOP YUOR PETTY WAYS I WILL HAVE TO RELEASE MY TRUE SELF ONTO SOCIETY...

chad:stfu gamer go to the mines this is a chadistocracy
jockghanistan: WE ARE GOING TO RISE UP DO NOT FORGET MY WORDS

chadistocracy by the lord your god nissinius May 7, 2019

Charitocracy 

Political-Elitist 'Corporatized' Charity Organizations with highly paid Trust Boards, CEOs & Management, operating by Corporate 'Business' Structures - A Neoliberal take on the Late-Victorian aka Dickensian 'Workhouse' and 'Poorhouse'.

Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*

Don't worry, the floatsome* and jettisome* of Neoliberalism's abdication of Social Responsibility will be 'cleaned-up' by the Charitocracy.

Charitocracy by PartisanZ March 12, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012