Christocrat
Christocrat by RottingintheMidwest March 2, 2009
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Christograph
1. A series of questions designed to assess how religious a person claims to be, usually to defraud false claims.
1.
"Yo man, what happened between you and your girl?"
"Eh, everything was going ok but then I told her I was Catholic and failed her Christograph test."
"Yo man, what happened between you and your girl?"
"Eh, everything was going ok but then I told her I was Catholic and failed her Christograph test."
Christograph by unoit! December 8, 2009
Christopath
A christian fanatic who tries enforce their archaic and unhealthy beliefs on the rest of society, to its detriment. As an example, the belief that marital rape doesn't exist because women should submit to their husbands in marriage in all ways, or the belief that homosexuals are evil and should be treated badly. (And yes, I grew up with both of these beliefs generally accepted in rural Iowa 50 years ago).
The Christopath longed for the good old days in America when there weren't any homosexuals and women had as many babies as God wanted them to.
Christopath by Had_Enough_37 April 20, 2020
Christocrite
I would go to church more often, but it's full of Christocrites...those people who act all superior that they show up at church every week, yet I see them at the local bar all drunk and nasty the night before
Christocrite by sutherncomfort April 27, 2010
Christofart
Christofart by JoNNN1 June 17, 2022
Christonator
A bitchass bitch fucker who loves dragon ball and penis. He's also very stupid and annoying.
Loves to moan guy names
Loves to moan guy names
Christonator by Bruhler October 9, 2016
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