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chatting shit 

1. To say something that is complete bollocks.
2. To say something while under the influence of either drugs or alcohol that is either unintelligable or is the above.
1. 'Eminem is an excellent rapper'
'You're chatting shit mate'
2. 'Frgh me ghracg uihiuh bhgh'
chatting shit by adi bull February 12, 2004
Words you can keep

Chatting Shit 

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely
Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
Chatting Shit by Beester January 20, 2006

Chatting Shit 

a lie
"did u know that blackscomedy snapped me bare times still"
"y u chatting shit?"
"bmt"
Chatting Shit by chatting shit January 30, 2017

shit chatting 

Your texting on your phone while you were shitting.

shit chatting not chit chatting.
Dude, i'm really glad you talked me out of that horrible decision last night when we were shit chatting.
shit chatting by slick slider February 10, 2010

Chatting Up Shit 

When you have a deep, integral conversation about something important with your mates. (And yes, in england, we call them mates not homies)
Isaac and logan were chatting up shit about how they had caught cameron doing drugs xD

shit chatting 

casual gossip, talking shit about other people
Kat and I were shit chatting about Lanelle, and didn't even realize she was in the next room.

Chattin Shit 

Chattin Shit by crashandburn_ds March 1, 2011
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