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chat asthma 

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.
Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann
chat asthma by Fonzki November 28, 2013
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Charasthma 

When someone who has charisma also has asthma.
When Jessica lost the big race because she had an asthma attack, the announcer stated “You gotta admit, she has charasthma!” The crowd booed. The announcer was now the disgrace of the town.
Charasthma by HPear January 15, 2019

charasthmatic 

char-asth-mat-ic: so full of character, that is seems to choke you. typical of drama kids.
ew, that cindy is sweet and funny and all, but charasthmatic as hell.
charasthmatic by g00glelove. July 13, 2006

Charasthma 

The state of powerlessness you feel when met with an overwhelmingly smug individual, experiencing a mixture of emotions in the process. This usually includes fear, excitement, arousal, nervousness or a mix of these.
Dude, this chick has been staring smugly at me for the last few minutes and I don't know if she wants to pound my pelvis or my head in the concrete, I'm having a Charasthma attack just thinking about it!
Charasthma by AngKaiser April 20, 2022
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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