A cheap gold, stripey jumper worshipper. Arsehole crude and shouts at passers by whilst smoking their last tab in a bushelter. Anyone who isn't a chauver is either a goth or a sk8er according to them.
by Kelly October 6, 2003
by Jarrow Brewers February 11, 2004
wear anything that costs loads but looks absolutely shit, as long as about 50 of their kind have the same thing, they will have it.
basic guide to becoming one.
Coat - bout £200, unless one comes off 'the back of a lorry' £15
shoes - £150, or £15 for 'rockfords' from the market
Jumpers - of the henri lloyd variety, haven't got a clue how much these cost, but as long as they have thick stripes (eg blue) over white then you're sorted
jeans - tight
tracksuit bottoms - must be white, especially if you're a girl, so all the male of the species can see your 'sexy' primark thongs.
BEWARE: if you decide to go for the cheaper option, you may lose the respect of your 'marra's', the more it costs, the more respect you'll get
basic guide to becoming one.
Coat - bout £200, unless one comes off 'the back of a lorry' £15
shoes - £150, or £15 for 'rockfords' from the market
Jumpers - of the henri lloyd variety, haven't got a clue how much these cost, but as long as they have thick stripes (eg blue) over white then you're sorted
jeans - tight
tracksuit bottoms - must be white, especially if you're a girl, so all the male of the species can see your 'sexy' primark thongs.
BEWARE: if you decide to go for the cheaper option, you may lose the respect of your 'marra's', the more it costs, the more respect you'll get
by mintness can't stop January 19, 2004
a person who tlks shit and says stuff like...... hew man ya alreet leek marra? gannan dewn tewn tanite leek? im from the north east but damn thats bad! i come from sum where near newcastle and im tellin ya now no offence to claire and other pplz from bowburn but that is CHARVERLAND!!!!!!
a person who tlks shit and says stuff like...... hew man ya alreet leek marra? gannan dewn tewn tanite leek? im from the north east but damn thats bad! i come from sum where near newcastle and im tellin ya now no offence to claire and other pplz from bowburn but that is CHARVERLAND!!!!!!
by charver slaughtera November 3, 2003
Fukin gr8 ppl like,im a charver like n am not ashamed at all it mint!!!we do drink ii do we,we get off our faces,wer trakies wich rnt fake,jewelry which isnt fake,and we act like tht cos thts how we are,im 15 and im not pregnt evntho iv had to av to pregncy tests,lol,so fuk it jus shows tht sum lases can get lads!uz r idiots hu al mok us.i luv goin to raves,i luv the mc's n fink d d.js r wel gud they make all the music n lyrics the selves,propa ofit!we fight cos we rnt pussys,we only got the crew behind us for wen a bunch ov posh,freeks,gay,goth twats start then we av our sel a lil riot,its mental!i go to skool do good,my boyfriend is a charver init n he got great GCSE's A,B,5C'S!!!ya divys mokin us,few ov me m8s r builders so fuk,if ya cleva ya cleva.my clown neklace is lush,beta thn th plastic barbie pink shit uva lases wer init,get a life n dnt mok us.im a boxer nd ava life so u cnt say we gt nowt else beter to do th lads train n go to the gym!!!ya jus dnt no th crak dya actualy no ne charvers ya dik eds ya jus jelous lieeek.
AYCLIFFE charvers crew consists of...
bout 30lads,5lases!
we all wer trakies,jeans sumtyms,th lads wer caps a cani lot,specialy churchie(me lad)n ul b suprised to no iv not shaged any ov me lad m8s,not evn me boyf so ther ya go!!!i av blond hair,a fringe,bout12rings,11neklaces,4bangels,4pair ov air maxys,1pair ov rokis,bout10striped fred perry tops,bout17pairs of trakies and i go to skool regular,prt4rm today or if am xcluded.we nok bout awa th park,we gan ov to raves wen we got sm lar.we get stoned almost evryngt n drnk a cani lot on a weeknd n party,soooo fukin wat,we ava life,me mams a pur lil pikey raver n al,its mint.on new years eve me hous ws a pur ravers mansion evryone ws ov ther nuts like.me boyf is luvly,spits excesivly,always wers hi nike cap,far ov his hed wich is fit!!!gels his fringe,its mad!!me mates cors havik wn thy pissd bt thn av to pay th consequences wn thy wke up th nek day,wich isnt gud,but shit happens lol...im a typical pikey raver and if ya dnt like charvers fuk of lol ya sily cunts!!!!if ya dnt lyk th way we talk uno th way out,sooo ya narrr get lost!
bout 30lads,5lases!
we all wer trakies,jeans sumtyms,th lads wer caps a cani lot,specialy churchie(me lad)n ul b suprised to no iv not shaged any ov me lad m8s,not evn me boyf so ther ya go!!!i av blond hair,a fringe,bout12rings,11neklaces,4bangels,4pair ov air maxys,1pair ov rokis,bout10striped fred perry tops,bout17pairs of trakies and i go to skool regular,prt4rm today or if am xcluded.we nok bout awa th park,we gan ov to raves wen we got sm lar.we get stoned almost evryngt n drnk a cani lot on a weeknd n party,soooo fukin wat,we ava life,me mams a pur lil pikey raver n al,its mint.on new years eve me hous ws a pur ravers mansion evryone ws ov ther nuts like.me boyf is luvly,spits excesivly,always wers hi nike cap,far ov his hed wich is fit!!!gels his fringe,its mad!!me mates cors havik wn thy pissd bt thn av to pay th consequences wn thy wke up th nek day,wich isnt gud,but shit happens lol...im a typical pikey raver and if ya dnt like charvers fuk of lol ya sily cunts!!!!if ya dnt lyk th way we talk uno th way out,sooo ya narrr get lost!
by toe-knee January 13, 2005
They were good shoes like rockport and lecoste they wear good cloths like berghause, TOG24 and spray way... nice coats... they wear nasty muckle clown pendants(the girls). Most smoke and drink but if you say they all do you are predjudis... they speaka in a almost gerdie accent. they like new monkey music and clubland. most will end up on the dowle but some dont
by Rossy February 24, 2004
A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.
Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc
by Iain December 21, 2004