drnk 

The way "drunk" is typed to simulate drunkenly slurred speech -- but more likely you're just too drunk to spell and should probably put your phone down. It's like an onomatopoeia, but for text messaging.

Text: "ssooo drnk rn!"

drnk by Sadrx September 19, 2011

drnk 

Pronounced "dernk," but NEVER spelled with vowels, it can be traced back to stupid teenagers trying to come up with a sound that retarded people make. However, the true meaning of drnk lies in its context; you say this word when there is nothing to say.
It can be used in such situations as:
1. When something boggles your mind.
2. When you are completely confused as to what a teacher or other "authority" figure is speaking about and it all sounds like the "wa-waaa" noises the adults make in Peanuts.
3. When you've just witnessed a completely stupid act or heard a completely stupid joke.
4. Et cetera.

My friend Tom, after seeing the Matrix Reloaded: "The only way to adequately describe that movie would be a shiny, four-mile high DRNK."

drnk by becca o-yeah December 15, 2004

Drnk 

A piss take of the music artist JME means drink, another variation of his meaningless vocabulary.Bleds speech.

Say: 'Durnk' (fast)

"Get me a drnk, I'm well thirsty bled."

"I need a drnk bitch!"
"What?!"
"Sorry Mum, I'm just following fashion and being a twat.."

Drnk by Captain Crumbs January 15, 2008

drnka 

Typo for drunk. May or may not be intentional.

"teheheheh sorry; .so drnka nwww loloppnss"
-Your friend on IM or IRC, 1:30am on Saturday morning

drnka by Retropants February 4, 2008

drnkinz 

drnkinz/allie is a VERY sweet person that u should follow!
Her acc is just mwha!<3
HER COLORING IS THE BEST COLORING+outfitchrx.
And she isent as rude as my classmates.
SHE IS THE FANPAGE EVER!!!

SHE IS THE BEST DRNKINZ U EVER COULD HAVE!
LIKE DUH!

drnkinz by sociallmeilo October 29, 2021

DRNKL

Your drunken uncle. Always giving bad advice and life lessons on women, finances, and missed opportunities.

Josh, drive your DRNKL home before he starts another fight at Thanksgiving"

DRNKL by 1DrunkenUncle September 10, 2026

DRNKL

Your drunken uncle. Always giving bad advice and life lessons on women, finances, and missed opportunities.

Josh, drive your DRNKL home before he starts another fight at Thanksgiving.

DRNKL by 1DrunkenUncle September 10, 2026