a bully from the north east usally seen wearing bergaus, fred perry, rockport etc. Most of them arent very nice however some are intelligent, and dont cause trouble (I know a nice one). Saying that they are all nasty is predujice.
that charver is my friend
by andrew jc November 28, 2005
Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).
Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
by Phil August 31, 2004
Scum of the town. A bunch of Idiot. That think they are so cool. Never gets a real job. Girl charver have blonde hair and have two kids before their sixteen. Also on benifits
by Kill the chaver November 2, 2003
Charvers aren't as bad as people say they are. Especially listening to some of the comments on here. Even though I am not a charver, ALL of my friends are charvers.
Okay, they all wear similar clothes, sports wear, jewellery, stripy jumpers, hiking jackets & boots. But they dont all have the attitude people are making out on here.
Don't tar everyone with the same brush.
I went to high school, 6th form, university and people call me a charver??
I enjoy sitting with my mates drinking cheap cider and having a laugh, especially at the end of the month when my wages are running out and I want to relax.
Fair enough, you can define the way charvers look, but not their attitude to society.
Also, what is wrong with hanging round with a big group of people. Isn't the saying "the more the merrier"?? I like having a big circle of friends.
We dont have a problem with "emo" "goth" "hippy" steretypes. We just have different interests so aren't often seen together.
Also, out of all of my friends, only about 20% of them smoke which is below average compared to the rest of the population.
Although I personally dont wear sports clothes often, I dont see what the big deal is they're comfortable and warm.
Hope this will make even just 1 person think differently about charvers, and then it would have been worth it.
Okay, they all wear similar clothes, sports wear, jewellery, stripy jumpers, hiking jackets & boots. But they dont all have the attitude people are making out on here.
Don't tar everyone with the same brush.
I went to high school, 6th form, university and people call me a charver??
I enjoy sitting with my mates drinking cheap cider and having a laugh, especially at the end of the month when my wages are running out and I want to relax.
Fair enough, you can define the way charvers look, but not their attitude to society.
Also, what is wrong with hanging round with a big group of people. Isn't the saying "the more the merrier"?? I like having a big circle of friends.
We dont have a problem with "emo" "goth" "hippy" steretypes. We just have different interests so aren't often seen together.
Also, out of all of my friends, only about 20% of them smoke which is below average compared to the rest of the population.
Although I personally dont wear sports clothes often, I dont see what the big deal is they're comfortable and warm.
Hope this will make even just 1 person think differently about charvers, and then it would have been worth it.
by biasedcharver January 11, 2008
all they do all day is hump hump hump sheep cuz they are mutton scum! they seriously need to sort their hair out with all that hair spray jesus nee wunder they cant see the difference betwen sterotypes and individuals shit man get a life o yes u are muttons
go hump a sheep
go hump a sheep
charver: lend is a tab like
goth:er u talking to me?
charver:yea wat u gona de about it
goth:run away cuz ure funny looking
charver:ar na ne ways
goth:go hump a sheep
goth:er u talking to me?
charver:yea wat u gona de about it
goth:run away cuz ure funny looking
charver:ar na ne ways
goth:go hump a sheep
by louise March 24, 2004
Charver comes from old geordie slang, back in the day it was just another word for ... Man, mister, bloke, gadge,
by SpittinVenom July 3, 2007
A scruffy sod who wears a fake burberry cap and is always forcing money or fags outta people. If your not a charver your not supposed to live (according to them) they're all hrad with their mates but wen they by themselves they are soft cunts
by Dan October 24, 2003