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name: A surname (common: 1 in 5000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #580)
A kind, loving, generous family. A very friendly family, they will not hesitate to help somebody out.
That family is so nice, they must be a Shields
by Sumo no 5. September 17, 2008
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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The female in a group of mates at the clubs who is usually fat ugly or both that has no chance of getting the D so she does everything in her power to stop her mates from getting any too.
David: Ronan was dancing with a fly honey last night nek minnit he for attacked her meat axe shield.

Sam: oooosh
by Bigdgtownnz June 06, 2013
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a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real shields are carried by cops and their superiors (sgt, lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.
it's a goddamn shield... if you need an example for this you are fucking retarded.
by flipyoutoo February 15, 2008
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Supreme Headquarters International Espionage Law-enforcement Division.
In my previous entry I had forgotten to include the word "Espionage." But, as any devout reader of Marvel Comics can tell you, both definitions are correct as Marvel briefly dropped "Espionage" from SHIELD in the late 1970's. They eventually restored it.
by Carl J. Maltese May 07, 2007
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1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.

2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?

Daya: Let's do this

Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)

*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*

Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)

Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends idea of a steamy night ^_^

Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 01, 2011
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Shield, n.: Something to Hide Behind
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and maliciously before ‎retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in ‎relative safety—plots when next to strike. See Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this ‎translates as a malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s ‎expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his ‎comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, ‎all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch‎
"You just hit my car!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"
by DEV-il February 05, 2010
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