charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

charming the snake by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

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Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

Charming the Snake by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

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charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

charming the one eyed trouser snake by Jim July 19, 2004

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