Charlie Harper 

Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a half men. A hedonistic ladies man who works as a commercial jingle writer (and at least once a children's song writer). Harper was almost a mirror image of Sheen (the major difference being drug use, Sheen being a major user of most drugs whereas Harper only occasionally does weed, though still drinks a lot). Charlie does not enjoy the company of his mother Evelyn or brother Alan, but does occasionally enjoy hanging out with his nephew Jake (though does not hold back from making fun of his slow intelligence and frequent "toilet usage").

Sheen was fired from the show on March 7, 2011. For the upcoming ninth season, Harper will have been killed off in Paris after being hit by a train (reported as an accident but may have been done by wife/former stalker Rose due to her catching him with another woman). His house will be purchased by Walden Schmidt (played by Ashton Kutcher).

Charlie Harper was the heart of Two and a half men. Even if Kutcher's character is twice as funny, it still won't be able to replace him.

Charlie Harper by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

charlie harper 

charlie harper

also called charlie sheen

Is a perverted drug addicted low life queen that lives in his brother's house, he is also listed by CA Sheriff Dept as a sexual offender concerning pedophilia. He also likes to fuck with his old mother that pays his brother so Harper may stay in his brother's house, his queen-like sexual addiction is based on his loss of masculinity due to his sexual affairs with his mother while he was young.

On 19th of April 2010 Charlie Harper was sentenced to 14 years of prison because he raped japanese schoolgirls under his synonyme Charlie Waffles.

So either judge will release him on probation otherwise 2 and a half men will not continue

charlie harper-the-pig.com

charlie harper by lksujfosf May 13, 2010

Charlie Harper Sydrome 

Based off the tv character Charlie from 2 and a half men, when a person is fresh off a break-up with there significant other, chances are they will usually try to go for the rebound. But if the before mentioned person doesn't get a rebound in the first 2 weeks they drop their standards down a level. (example, from hot to cute, cute to average and so on.)

Yo, Robert has been single for a week after being dumped by Janet.
Yeah man pretty soon he's going to start the Charlie Harper Sydrome.

Charlie Harper Sydrome by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

Charlie Harper Lifestyle

Charlie Harper is a character played by Charlie Sheen in the television series Two and a Half Men. To say you are livin the Charlie Harper Lifestyle is like saying you're just cruisin' on life and get lots of tail as well.

Chase - "G Thom, what's happenin'?"
Garrett - "Not much C Fresh, just living the "Charlie Harper Lifestyle."
Chase - "They don't call you G Thom for nothin' playa."
Garrett - "ya dig."

Charlie Harper Lifestyle by G Thom January 14, 2010