chapbook 

a small, often self-published, usually inexpensive, book; a collection of such items as poetry, family recipes, political thoughts.

The Poetry Society of America is offering two chapbook prizes.

chapbook by Una Malachica January 9, 2009

chapbook 

A chapbook is exactly like a zine or alternative magazine for someone who is too cheap to afford anything but a bunch of papers stapled together. This term 'chapbook' is used by hipster douche bags to seem cool.

"I'm working on compiling a chapbook with my slam poems and ideas"
"You mean just like a zine?"
"NO. I mean a chapbook."

chapbook by Polaris Jewlee January 11, 2012

crapbooking 

facebooking on the crapper

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.

crapbooking by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009

CrapBook 

a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.

guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.

CrapBook by User139575 January 11, 2021

crapbook 

A book one brings while in a bathroom defecating or urinating.

Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?

Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?

Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.

Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?

Jk rowling: whah...what?

Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-

Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-

Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?

Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!

Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!

crapbook by Santosuknow October 27, 2010

Crapbooking 

Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.

The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.

Crapbooking by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

CrapBook 

Any Apple MacBook that features Intel GMA Graphics (1st gen -> 4th Gen).

Haha your MacBook has Intel GMA... you got a CrapBook.

CrapBook by kibmcz May 24, 2009