CrapBook 

a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.

guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.

CrapBook by User139575 January 11, 2021

crapbook 

A book one brings while in a bathroom defecating or urinating.

Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?

Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?

Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.

Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?

Jk rowling: whah...what?

Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-

Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-

Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?

Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!

Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!

crapbook by Santosuknow October 27, 2010

CrapBook 

Any Apple MacBook that features Intel GMA Graphics (1st gen -> 4th Gen).

Haha your MacBook has Intel GMA... you got a CrapBook.

CrapBook by kibmcz May 24, 2009

crapbook 

The crap that bad working moms attempt to throw together to make their kids feel less neglected after they see hand-stitched memory books put together by their friends' bored and sexually repressed moms.

"Sweetie, mama's too busy to have documented every single day of your life in a scrapbook bound by the fibers of my placenta... but I DID make you a crapbook that includes your birth weight and time (give or take a few ounces and hours) and your fortune cookie results from last night's takeout!"

crapbook by jennifever March 12, 2014

CrapBook 

A 2011 MacBook Pro that had its gpu failed (you got scammed like me)

BRUHHHHHH… I GOT SCAMMED WITH THIS CRAPBOOK PRO

CrapBook by Pinvo March 25, 2023

Crapbook 

A low-end laptop computer, typically either a Chromebook or a super-cheap Windows laptop. They tend to cost about $300 or less, have no more than 8 GB of RAM, have an Intel Celeron (Pentium if you're lucky) CPU, and a borderline non-existent GPU, making them useless for gaming.

"I bought a cheap Windows crapbook for college, because I'm broke and can't afford a decent computer."

Crapbook by Kallofox September 13, 2024

Crapbook Pro 

Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.

"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."

Crapbook Pro by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 28, 2009