channahon 

A small town located near Morris, Illinois. Its name in Indian means "Where the waters meet." The Illinois, Kankakee, and Dupage River all meet within the town. Channahon is a primarily affluent town, with average real estate sales ranging over 300k, and the everage household income at 82k.

While driving down US Route 6, we drove through a small town called Channahon, Illinois.

channahon by Julie Beaver April 7, 2006

Channahon 

Channahon is a small town in Illinois about 15 miles Southwest of Joliet and 10 miles Northeast of Morris Illinois. It sits less than a mile away from the town of Minooka Illinois. In 2023, Channahon is NOT an affluent town. If I am honest it never was. A lot of people look at the reports from The Grundy County Development Center and get excited when they see the median income. (Median is the middle number in a range not the average)

The per capita income per person is just $32,000.00. This means the average wage per family is only $64,000. For reference: Gas Station clerks make more than 32k a year.

That wage is paying a 30 year fixed mortgage on a 400k-500k house with yearly property taxes between 8,000-12,000 dollars. When you factor in utilities, groceries, and other expenses into a budget with a salary of 64k you really begin to understand why so many people leave this town.

The people of Channahon are not affluent. If you want affluent take a drive to Lake Barrington or Lake County Illinois.

Channahon is not an affluent neighborhood.

Channahon by TherealPhaedrus November 30, 2023

Channahon

A hellscape unlike none other. A land so utterly hopeless, if God ever came back to earth, Channahon would not just be merely overlooked, it will be cast away into shadow.

If someone ever makes me enter Channahon again, blood will spill.

Channahon by weinernutboy November 22, 2025

Channahon Creamcan 

Cumming and pissing into an empty soda can and then inserting it in ones anus, then having vaginal sex causing it to slosh out

I tried to give Candice a Channahon Creamcan but she was on her period!

Channahon Creamcan by Creamster May 14, 2021

Channaouied 

When you get bamboozled by someone else or they mess with you. If you get Channaouied 10 times without Channaouing anyone else, you have to commit suicide.

"Oh you retard you've been Channaouied"

Channaouied by UhhOhh December 8, 2016

Channah 

A nice, sometimes stubborn, great friend. Loves her friends and trys to get them to know that she appreciates them!

Channah is a awesome person. Hey Channah want to go to wishbones?

Channah by Haleyb July 16, 2015

Channon Rose 

Someone far less credible than Peter Monn.

Did you hear Channon Rose didn't even have anything about her on urban dictionary until some idiot decided that they were clever and created this?

Channon Rose by DaFlowa September 20, 2017