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handsome chunk of change 

a thick wadd of cash, usually hard-earned and well deserved.
Should be aesthetically pleasing in appearance.
Ras: Wagwan man?
Yun Buk: Check out dis handsome chunk of change yo.
Ras: Ya mon, dat be money in da bank, shawty wat ya drank!

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag 

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

Handy Chance

Act of using your hand on a 10.5”er with Kung Foo Grip
Joe Biden loves performing the Handy Chance on other men.
Handy Chance by String B November 17, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026