chandle 

To chandle is to deposit an unlikely condiment on said food item.

If you were to put ketchup on your French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to put peanut butter on your baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way is this connected with the Mathew Perry character from Friends.

chandle by Eric and Vince July 29, 2008

chandle 

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

chandle by Sal V. Harney January 5, 2009

chandle 

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

chandle by Sal V. Harney January 4, 2009

Heather chandler 

She is a mythic bitch.

Heather chandler, she is a mythic bitch

Heather chandler by Mello💔 June 29, 2018

heather chandler 

One of the main characters in the 1989 movie Heathers and the 2014 musical. She is described as "a mythic bitch" and is often seen in red to describe her villainous ways. Theater nerds use this as a compliment or an insult similarly to Yolanda (In the heights). great overall bitch and inspiration to young kids. Her most famous quotes are,"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" ,"Did you have brain tumor for breakfast", and finally "SHUT UP HEATHER".

That hoe is totally a Heather Chandler , she stole my phone.

Omg! Slay! You look like a total Heather Chandler in that!

heather chandler by Heathers the Musical April 23, 2017

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

Candle Queen 

A spoiled brat who gets her way by throwing tantrums and playing the victim.

Person 1: Hey, did you here about Chloe? Apparently she slapped Sarah and made her cry!
Person 2: Nah, I was there when it happened. Sarah's just being a Candle Queen.

Candle Queen by FlashwaveXL February 17, 2019