Champagne Flute

When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.

I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.

Champagne Flute by Deecon February 21, 2011

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Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

Champagne Flute by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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