challop (chah-lup) (n.) - a word used to describe absolutely incessant, ridiculous, retarded, or downright ludicrous talk. when one practices challop, one is out of one's mind and is prattling to a dangerous degree.
below are examples of both using "challop" in a sentence, as well as actual challop.
"doot-doot-doot and a dootily tradootily perflootily noot! and a dootily doot!"
"oh man dude, i can't believe the challop that just came out of that kid's mouth! he is freakin insane!"
That girl that you can’t resist. The chally girls are the only girls in town that are both smart and sexy. All the boys run after them. Although the chally boys are hot they don’t even compare to the girls.
Don’t play games with them because they won’t mess around. Be nice because they’re loyal. They get invited to all the parties and hype them up, if a chally girl goes, everyone goes!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!