cerp

Cerp is also known as creep; but it is cerp for short.

what a cerp
you are a cerp

by the knowning July 31, 2011

Cerp

A Cerp originates from the use of derp mixed with cop to make 'cerp'. Identified as a SUV that's obviously a highway patrolman.

George: Yo look at that suspicious SUV on the side of the road.
Noah: Seems to be a damn cerp, you can even see the PD sticker on the back.

by YaboiCerpy May 22, 2016

CERP

Combat Erotic RolePlay.

Guaranteed to earn you instant disrespect within any roleplaying community.

CERPing Chad: Duuuuuuuuude! I just CERPed with this h o t ass chick! I pretty much whacked all the sperm out of my body.
Virgin Zucc: Yo, don't you think that hot chick might be a forty-year-old black man roleplaying as a chick in order to get a free jerk?
CERPing Chad: Bro, it doesn't matter. I got my whack on!

by gingershrek May 27, 2018

Cerp

Someone who shouldn’t be where they are. (ex. being invited to a party and no one likes you there)

Patrick : Your mad cerp bro get out

Billy : What the fuck im not weird

by patricklover69 August 9, 2025