Cerp

A Cerp originates from the use of derp mixed with cop to make 'cerp'. Identified as a SUV that's obviously a highway patrolman.

George: Yo look at that suspicious SUV on the side of the road.
Noah: Seems to be a damn cerp, you can even see the PD sticker on the back.

by YaboiCerpy May 22, 2016

CERP

Combat Erotic RolePlay.

Guaranteed to earn you instant disrespect within any roleplaying community.

CERPing Chad: Duuuuuuuuude! I just CERPed with this h o t ass chick! I pretty much whacked all the sperm out of my body.
Virgin Zucc: Yo, don't you think that hot chick might be a forty-year-old black man roleplaying as a chick in order to get a free jerk?
CERPing Chad: Bro, it doesn't matter. I got my whack on!

by gingershrek May 27, 2018

cerp

Cerp is also known as creep; but it is cerp for short.

what a cerp
you are a cerp

by the knowning July 31, 2011

Cerp

Someone who shouldn’t be where they are. (ex. being invited to a party and no one likes you there)

Patrick : Your mad cerp bro get out

Billy : What the fuck im not weird

by patricklover69 August 9, 2025

cerpin taxt

Protagonist of the story in the Mars Volta album, De-loused in the Comatorium. After overdosing on morphine, he enters a dream world where he is put through a series of trials by the tremulants, creatures from his own mind that inspire his art. In the end, he comes out of the coma and feels only fit for the dream world and attempts suicide again by jumping off of a bridge, this time succeeding.

Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt!

by fraghappy November 17, 2004

Cerphaffulum

Noun: A hectic situation that evokes an anxious mental state.

After seeing his homework, he had a Cerphaffulum

by IBstudent10604 February 14, 2013

Cerpaids

A very and dangerous condition in which a person contracts Herpes, Aids, and is diagnosed with Cancer all in the same week. Symptoms include massive swelling of the genital region.

Hey did you hear Abraham got Cerpaids? Next thing you know he gets hepatitis too!

by Mr.Burrito May 16, 2010