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A Cerp originates from the use of derp mixed with cop to make 'cerp'. Identified as a SUV that's obviously a highway patrolman.

George: Yo look at that suspicious SUV on the side of the road.
Noah: Seems to be a damn cerp, you can even see the PD sticker on the back.

Cerp by YaboiCerpy May 22, 2016

Words you can keep

CERP

Combat Erotic RolePlay.

Guaranteed to earn you instant disrespect within any roleplaying community.

CERPing Chad: Duuuuuuuuude! I just CERPed with this h o t ass chick! I pretty much whacked all the sperm out of my body.
Virgin Zucc: Yo, don't you think that hot chick might be a forty-year-old black man roleplaying as a chick in order to get a free jerk?
CERPing Chad: Bro, it doesn't matter. I got my whack on!

CERP by gingershrek May 27, 2018

Related Words

cerp • cerpin taxt • Cerpaids • Cerpers • Cerph • Cerphaffalum • Cerphaffulum • cerpiffle • cerpipitating • cerpitimatic

cerp

Cerp is also known as creep; but it is cerp for short.

what a cerp
you are a cerp

cerp by the knowning July 31, 2011

Cerp

Someone who shouldn’t be where they are. (ex. being invited to a party and no one likes you there)

Patrick : Your mad cerp bro get out

Billy : What the fuck im not weird

Cerp by patricklover69 August 9, 2025

cerpin taxt

Protagonist of the story in the Mars Volta album, De-loused in the Comatorium. After overdosing on morphine, he enters a dream world where he is put through a series of trials by the tremulants, creatures from his own mind that inspire his art. In the end, he comes out of the coma and feels only fit for the dream world and attempts suicide again by jumping off of a bridge, this time succeeding.

Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt!

cerpin taxt by fraghappy November 17, 2004

Cerphaffulum

Noun: A hectic situation that evokes an anxious mental state.

After seeing his homework, he had a Cerphaffulum

Cerphaffulum by IBstudent10604 February 14, 2013

Cerpaids

A very and dangerous condition in which a person contracts Herpes, Aids, and is diagnosed with Cancer all in the same week. Symptoms include massive swelling of the genital region.

Hey did you hear Abraham got Cerpaids? Next thing you know he gets hepatitis too!

Cerpaids by Mr.Burrito May 16, 2010

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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