CERP

Combat Erotic RolePlay.

Guaranteed to earn you instant disrespect within any roleplaying community.

CERPing Chad: Duuuuuuuuude! I just CERPed with this h o t ass chick! I pretty much whacked all the sperm out of my body.
Virgin Zucc: Yo, don't you think that hot chick might be a forty-year-old black man roleplaying as a chick in order to get a free jerk?
CERPing Chad: Bro, it doesn't matter. I got my whack on!

by gingershrek May 27, 2018

Cerp

A Cerp originates from the use of derp mixed with cop to make 'cerp'. Identified as a SUV that's obviously a highway patrolman.

George: Yo look at that suspicious SUV on the side of the road.
Noah: Seems to be a damn cerp, you can even see the PD sticker on the back.

by YaboiCerpy May 22, 2016

cerp

Cerp is also known as creep; but it is cerp for short.

what a cerp
you are a cerp

by the knowning July 31, 2011

Cerp

Someone who shouldn’t be where they are. (ex. being invited to a party and no one likes you there)

Patrick : Your mad cerp bro get out

Billy : What the fuck im not weird

by patricklover69 August 9, 2025