Cerp

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A Cerp originates from the use of derp mixed with cop to make 'cerp'. Identified as a SUV that's obviously a highway patrolman.

George: Yo look at that suspicious SUV on the side of the road.
Noah: Seems to be a damn cerp, you can even see the PD sticker on the back.

Cerp by YaboiCerpy May 22, 2016

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CERP

Combat Erotic RolePlay.

Guaranteed to earn you instant disrespect within any roleplaying community.

CERPing Chad: Duuuuuuuuude! I just CERPed with this h o t ass chick! I pretty much whacked all the sperm out of my body.
Virgin Zucc: Yo, don't you think that hot chick might be a forty-year-old black man roleplaying as a chick in order to get a free jerk?
CERPing Chad: Bro, it doesn't matter. I got my whack on!

CERP by gingershrek May 27, 2018

Related Words

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cerp

Cerp is also known as creep; but it is cerp for short.

what a cerp
you are a cerp

cerp by the knowning July 31, 2011

Cerp

Someone who shouldn’t be where they are. (ex. being invited to a party and no one likes you there)

Patrick : Your mad cerp bro get out

Billy : What the fuck im not weird

Cerp by patricklover69 August 9, 2025

cerpin taxt

Protagonist of the story in the Mars Volta album, De-loused in the Comatorium. After overdosing on morphine, he enters a dream world where he is put through a series of trials by the tremulants, creatures from his own mind that inspire his art. In the end, he comes out of the coma and feels only fit for the dream world and attempts suicide again by jumping off of a bridge, this time succeeding.

Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt!

cerpin taxt by fraghappy November 17, 2004

Cerphaffulum

Noun: A hectic situation that evokes an anxious mental state.

After seeing his homework, he had a Cerphaffulum

Cerphaffulum by IBstudent10604 February 14, 2013

Cerpaids

A very and dangerous condition in which a person contracts Herpes, Aids, and is diagnosed with Cancer all in the same week. Symptoms include massive swelling of the genital region.

Hey did you hear Abraham got Cerpaids? Next thing you know he gets hepatitis too!

Cerpaids by Mr.Burrito May 16, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026