cerapter

A winged unicorn, from the Greek words ceros meaning "horn" and pteros meaning "wing."

The painting showed a cerapter flying above a normal unicorn that had no wings.

by Alaedda November 6, 2006

Crapterglow

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

crapter

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter

Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.

by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009

Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011