Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

Moon Craters

Cottage cheese dimples on a big flabby butt.

Dude, your mom has a new little swimsuit that shows way too much skin.

Sick...you can see her Moon Craters from outer space!

by Kobe K Tizzle May 25, 2011

Crapterglow

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

Crank Craters

Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.

tweakingpickingcracknecrank craters

by Miss Speedy March 29, 2011

Arts and Crafters

Arts and Crafters is a giant sock puppet who comes from the game, Baldi's Basics, he is mostly shy and doesn't interact with characters that much. The only time he interacts with the protagonist (or antagonist) is when you collect all 7/7 notebooks. He will charge at you teleporting you and Baldi in the same room (The starting point of the game), and never appearing again. After he charges at you, he doesn't show up again, and you can't outrun him because he is extremely fast. (You can avoid this by not looking at him)

Ahhh Arts and Crafters truly an incredible sock puppet, I've never seen one like it!

by SOSOOSOS January 16, 2019

Pissed Craterson

The art of being so drunk that you get chucked out of the same club every single time you go, followed by pushing local residents bins over on the way home.

Shaznay, warning Heather: "don't get too batterama that you turn Pissed Craterson, I'm not staying with you if you're going to be banging your fists against the floor crying because the bouncers kicked you out."

by Thomizzle June 22, 2009

Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.

The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008