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Centerfield 

Person 1: “I thought Frank Ocean was straight.”

Person 2: “Nah, he plays centerfield.”
Centerfield by PearlSpaceJam January 14, 2025
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deposited one in the centerfield bleachers 

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

chesterfield king 

It is a brand of unfiltered cigarettes. Chesterfield Kings are the ones with red packaging.
We smoked some Chesterfield Kings after we left the party.
chesterfield king by nubes February 18, 2011

Zenterfield 

This term relates to the feeling of complete and total relaxation one receives when playing in center field on a baseball team. In center field, one is the farthest away from the diamond, allowing for total isolation.
Coach: What is Roger doing out there? He looks like he's meditating!
Steve: Oh, don't worry Coach. He's going under Zenterfield.
Zenterfield by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

chesterfield special

pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.
chesterfield special by V.C.B. March 3, 2008

centerfold 

The higest quality woman. Good enough to be a centerfold model.
X is like a centerfold. X is centerfold material. Etc.
centerfold by koots December 22, 2005

Playboy Centerfold

The man masturbates onto a woman's face. Then he shoves her under the mattress.
"Your Mom asked me to treat her like a Playboy Centerfold. So I did."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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