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celliot / cell-iot / celliriot. The word is used to describe someone that is constantly on their phone, particularly between people in conversation, hence being an idiot on his/her cell phone, or behaving like an idiot on his/her cell phone, a celliot.
Hey, John! Stop being a celliot. or John is being a real celliot, look he didn't even hear me.
celliot by sjlourenssa October 11, 2013
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Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.
Maya is such a cellotato.
Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018
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The best kind of string player, capable of making a large piece of wood vibrate with ease.
That cellist has amazing hands.
cellist by Adrian B. November 9, 2003

Cellitarian 

One who abstains from the use of animal agriculture meat, instead opts for the consumption of cell cultured and cultivated meat. This individual consumes other animal products that are produced via cellular agriculture.
Angelique is a Cellitarian who is fond of consuming cultivated salmon.
Cellitarian by angarchives June 25, 2022

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.
Maya is such a Cellotato.
Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

cellista 

a female who plays the beautiful stringed instrument called the cello
christina is a hot cellista
cellista by chrishanna May 27, 2006

Anal Rape Cellotape 

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends
Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!
Anal Rape Cellotape by Danny!!! March 7, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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