celebritot

Offspring of a celebrity, typically with a stupid name such as Suri, Shiloh, Blue Ivy, or North West.

- Did you know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their child North West?
- Yes, those morons just ruined the life of that celebritot.

celebritot by Agallon November 2, 2013

Pseudo Celebrity 

A pseudo celebrity is someone who has become famous without having done anything to deserve it, they are the wasters, the drones and parasites of humanity. Having achieved nothing worthwhile, they are best described as the liggers and Kim Kardashians of this world, the braindead youtubers, talentless and lacking any sort of distinction. They are the self-centred and egotistical nonentities for whom princess syndrome is a way of life. The only reason they are celebrities is because they have more egotisticalbullshit than normal people, they are pseuds, thus pseudo celebrities.

Is the rise of the pseudo celebrity a sign that the human race has gone to rat shit?

Pseudo Celebrity by AKACroatalin September 20, 2016

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

celebrity by proxy 

Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.

The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.

celebrity by proxy by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

Tinder celebrity 

A tinder user who is famed and known to every male/female out for notoriously pursuing as many profiles as possible; simultaneously. They are often found to be deleting and reinstalling their profile in hopes of matching former left swipers. They blindly and furiously swipe right to every profile in a 160km radius, thus eventually gaining publicity amongst all tinder users and gaining tinder celebrity status.

"check out this guy I've been talking to, we might catch up for dinner"
"oh thats just jeff he's the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town."

Tinder celebrity by Amnesiac_ July 15, 2018

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities 

Reject this, I dare you.

I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities by Flammable Duck October 30, 2020