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ceiling tile 

a phrase commonly used to ask for the current time
-Katie, CEILING TILE!
-10:42
ceiling tile by Dominic Smith September 1, 2007

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.
"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

celling tile 

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty
A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die

ceilingtime 

when one has their camera faced up at the ceiling during facetime
person one: its facetime, not ceilingtime!
person two: suck my cock
ceilingtime by astro.ali January 3, 2021

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026