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Cootus

When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.
My rooster just went through cootus, I'm so proud.
by Bloogus October 12, 2019
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Crotus Lotus

A lotus that is of extreme rarity, found in italy by Lotus hunters. They're purple in colour with an orange stamen and stigma.
Hey look at that incredible Crotus Lotus.

I found a Crotus Lotus!
by DirtyGurt October 12, 2021
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COTUS

On a crowded sidewalk, she just stopped dead in her tracks, with no thought for anyone around or behind her, to answer her cell phone. What a COTUS!

He spent 15 minutes at the drive thru window, just chatting away, not the least bit concerned with those of us who only have an hour for lunch. He's suffering from a serious COTUS.
by tribblemaker January 28, 2013
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chotus

(n) the space halfway between your balls and your ass
My chotus reeked like a dad rat.
by Daddy P January 15, 2008
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coctus

a cactus shaped like a penis, complete with balls as well
I'd love to stick a spiky coctus up his ass
by shell-belle September 30, 2015
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CJOTUS

John Roberts is the 17th CJOTUS of the United States.
by not2y January 3, 2023
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