CMOTUS

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Acronym for: Chief Marxist of the United States

By encouraging views of Capitalism as evil, by increasing taxes to "re-distribute the wealth" of the country, by taking over the privately held auto and financial industries of the USA and placing them into government receivership without Constitutional authority, by attempting taking away freedom of choice in health care decisions by the individual and punishing the productive and self-reliant, Barack H. Obama, currently occupying the office of POTUS, has proven himself CMOTUS.

CMOTUS by BonnieBlue August 2, 2009

Words you can keep

Cootus

When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.

My rooster just went through cootus, I'm so proud.

Cootus by Bloogus October 12, 2019

Related Words

CMOTUS • Crotus • ccotus • CJOTUS • Cootus • Crotus Lotus • cotu • Chotu • Chotu Singh Rawna

Crotus Lotus

A lotus that is of extreme rarity, found in italy by Lotus hunters. They're purple in colour with an orange stamen and stigma.

Hey look at that incredible Crotus Lotus.

I found a Crotus Lotus!

Crotus Lotus by DirtyGurt October 12, 2021

COTUS

Acronym for Center of the Universe Syndrome.

On a crowded sidewalk, she just stopped dead in her tracks, with no thought for anyone around or behind her, to answer her cell phone. What a COTUS!

He spent 15 minutes at the drive thru window, just chatting away, not the least bit concerned with those of us who only have an hour for lunch. He's suffering from a serious COTUS.

COTUS by tribblemaker January 28, 2013

chotus

(n) the space halfway between your balls and your ass

My chotus reeked like a dad rat.

chotus by Daddy P January 15, 2008

CJOTUS

Chief Justice of the United States

John Roberts is the 17th CJOTUS of the United States.

CJOTUS by not2y January 3, 2023

Crotus

A very old person; often used redundantly

That crotus is wearing white shoes.
That old crotus looks confused.
That crotus is too old to drive; he looks like Mr. Magoo.

Crotus by Matute Gomez June 22, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026