cbimu

come back i miss
you

you lose a friend so you post on the private “cbimu”

by broidek September 28, 2021

chimura

noun: A chimura (English pronunciation /tʃɪməˈrə/) is a creature that inhabits naturally formed or artificially built caves, tunnels and chambers, located under metropolitan subways, undergrounds, tunnels etc. The biological origin of the specie is unknown, however there are rumors that it is the result of a genetic mutation caused by a chemical reaction from a mixture of extremely radioactive toxic waste and human excrement.

The chimura is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a small chimp, has slightly extended hands and strongly lengthened fingers and nails. According to testimonies, this chemically induced biological creation, has a surprisingly similar behavior to that of homo-sapiens and does not display any signs of aggression. The majority of the eyewitness reports would describe an almost identical experience - the creature was attempting to trick the humans into giving it something - food, objects even money. Eventually, the given objects reappeared back after a while.

adj: izchimuren /iztʃɪməˈren/

To be/get izchimuren, as to give something for 3 days, and then get it back in 30.

OMG! What is this thing coming out of the trench?"

"Don't worry, it's just a chimura!"

"I lent Stoney 30 bucks for 3 days, about a month ago. What's with the delay?"

"You got izchimuren, dude!."

"I got a new job offer but I think it's a pyramid scheme. What's your opinion?"

"Yeah dude, you will be izchimuren! The company is fake."

by roBHoTo January 24, 2014

Chimuanya

A very beautiful person. She can be petty but she attracts boys like a magnet. She has trust issues but she has a great body.

Oh, look, its Chimuanya

by ganeshanamesmean: May 18, 2019

chimuela

Spanish for "toothless woman". Pronounced chee-mway-lah.

That guy is an hijo de la chimuela. Meaning, that guy is a son of a toothless woman.

by artgirl October 29, 2007

crimus

Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays

Store clerk* “merry crimus”

by Unclesparta November 29, 2022

caimu

a brothel
from an amerindian/indigenous language in South America

Carol sold herself to the Caimu
(Carol now works at a Brothel)

by Kev Dogg March 14, 2008

Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019