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Bat Cave It 

Pressing the garage door opener just within range of home, and with perfect timing, in order to facilitate a 'slow roll' of your car inside the garage, thereby avoiding obligatory social interaction with annoying neighbors. As soon as the car is fully inside the garage, the opener is immediately pressed again from within the car to close the garage door, before the engine is even cut.
"Yeah, I'm just getting home now. Looks like my douchebag neighbors are out talking to my other douchebag neighbors, so I'm going to 'Bat Cave It'."
Bat Cave It by Johnny K. Splifage November 29, 2009

Cave it up

The act of acting like caveman, and or a homicidal black man.
Commonly while caving one might; Set fires, commit arson, beat people with clubs, or just plain act stupid.
" Cave it up bro! Caveeeee itttt upppp! "

It's just fish fingers in a cave

Forget past offenses or causes of conflict and just reconcile.
"Did you, now? God, Patrick, do you have any idea how crazy that sounds? It's just fish fingers in a cave," SpongeBob replied.

northern italy cave jew 

1)noun:
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.

2)an extremely unlikeable person
How was Italy?

It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip

Bummer

itchy cave 

When your urethra is very itchy, but only on the inside. This can be a sign of stds of testicular cancer. The best way to treat this syndrome is to go to the doctor and yell ITCHY CAVES MY CAVE ITCHY repeatedly
I found out I had aids because of my itchy cave