Cave Monster 

A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.

"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"

Cave Monster by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016

Cave Monster 

(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.

The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.

Cave Monster by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012

Cave Monster

A legendary creature rumored to lurk just north of the Netherlands. A nocturnal hunter, cave monsters live a mostly solitary life, accompanied only by two lil buddies always hanging around.
Cave monsters are constantly on the search for caves to explore, as they grow irritable when they've remained aboveground too long. When spelunking, the cave monster can grow up to four times its original size. This transformation invariably ends though with the cave monster shedding tears of joy from its one eye before returning to its original form and departing the cave to rest with its lil buddies before preparing for its next hunt.
Cave monsters hibernate during the winter.

"Judgeth not the cave monster by length alone; regard also, verily, its girth." —Anonymous, 1467 AD

Cave Monster by HighRiskLowContext July 27, 2026

CakeMonster 

a girl that flirts with a guy but when a guy asks her out she always says no

Josh:Tavia is such a tease
bill:wat you mean?
Josh: I asked her out and she said no
Bill: She's a CakeMonster thats why

CakeMonster by AlexNae September 27, 2008