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Cakehead 

Somebody who doesn't think before or while they act. A Cakehead is unlikely to understand conversation between normal people but will generally make up for it in strength and aggression. Cakeheads are not the smartest of creatures and can be easily distinguished by the occasional grunt and pulling big watts in the gym.
Ogre from revenge of the nerds is such a Cakehead.
He is all power and no technique, what a Cakehead.
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Ryde where everyone is everone else's cousin: "wow we truely are in caulkhead land"
caulkhead by G59 May 25, 2006

cubehead 

One who frequently doses with LSD-25 often as laced sugar cubes. Or, one who provides those experiences.
It is generally believed that Bob Dylan´s titular Mr. Tambourine man refers to well-known cubehead.
cubehead by Oracle Arion August 27, 2016

Crushhead 

Someone who plays candy crush religiously and ceaselessly annoys Facebook friends with requests for lives or moves to the point that you want to unfriend them just to stop the madness.
Ex. 1
Hello, my name is Dani and I'm a crushhead!

Ex. 2
Stop sending me these f@#*ing requests you crazy stupid crushhead!
Crushhead by DaniEve June 7, 2014
A person from the Isle of Wight, with at least a three-generation island heritage on both sides. Term of great superiority compared to those from outside overners. many origins but one story suggests the ryde to pompey ferry sank in a storm and the islanders floated to the surafce whilst the overners drowned.
Go home grockle this place is for caulkheads!
caulkhead by IanB April 15, 2005
A native of the Isle of Wight, by birth.

It originates from the occupation of "caulking", done by casual labourers in Island boatyards to supplement their seasonal agricultural income. It involves packing the seams in the hulls of wooden vessels with oakum and pitch or lead, to make them watertight. The process was thought to emit toxic fumes that cause brain damage; hence "caulkhead" was originally a pejorative, implying that caulkers are stupid, although it has since been adopted by Islanders with pride.
Yew wun't get no sense fram Oswaald, he'm a gurt daaft caulkhead.
caulkhead by Banjo Groyne January 20, 2019