When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"
Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).