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Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"
Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.
Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

Catfucker 

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.
Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

Catfucker 

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.
Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes
Catfucker by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020

catfacery 

The devious but non-harmful tricks played on other internet users or MMO players. Usually preformed by griefers or trolls, but sometimes by just people in good taste. More complex ones may be done by script kiddies.
(In a game of tf2)
Player 1: Why does our entire team consist of sandvich heavies?
Player 2: :3
Player 1: Enough of this catfacery.

(In Chatroulette)
*You see stranger's feed as a copy of yourself*
Stranger: :3
You: -_- *nexted*
catfacery by Noeda May 25, 2010

Chackers 

Cheese + crackers. Legendary snack.
“Hey mister what am I going to eat for snack at work today?”
“Oh snap. I’m running late af and can’t even deal w this. Here, just take some chackers and have a great day!”
“Aw! I love you baby!”
Chackers by Sargent Soul Spank August 8, 2019

chatpacker 

Someone who constantly joins and leaves a chat room within a few seconds, they get off doing this sort of thing.

Someone who has sex with the chat room
Fan joins the chat room.
Tony: Hey Fan!
Fan leaves the chat room.
Tony:ok....
fan joins the chat room.
tony: Hello fan
fan leaves the chat room.
tony: wtf
fan joins the chat room.
Tony: fan you going to stay awhile?
fan leaves the chat room
Tony: Must be a fucking chatpacker!
chatpacker by TonyX2V January 13, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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