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Someone who has the brain size of a cat, a total idiot
Angie: What the hell did you do that for? Catnut!

Kimi: I do not have the brain of a cat!!
Catnut by CatderSongRocks October 20, 2008
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a total bitch that should just go die like she made poor little munro do. she is a puppy murdering selfish little cow that acts like a slut and for some reason loves people who hate her. maybe because there is no-one who doesnt hate her.
hi im catnut i ran away so my mum killed munro yeah i basically killed a 4 week old puppy and i should go die bye im going to jump off the tay bridge
catnut by Catnut.x April 7, 2009
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A word used by semi retarded children to make themselves sound smarter. Supposedly it means to hide. Also the name of one sad man in texas.
Retard: Why do you continue to Carnuto my words?

Retard 2: I'm hiding. I'm in Carnuto.
Carnuto by Raymond Zani March 6, 2010
The best friend in the world .
-CocoÈ™
You are catut
Catut by CocoloÈ™ June 7, 2021
A name often used in Jamaica to describe a male smooth-talker who ends up being a gigalo, a player because he has a nice smile and gorgeous body. He dates 10 women at one time and then lies to them all. A loser, a pathetic name for a man who takes from women and isn't worth a damn in bed!
Girl 1: Who is that fine stud?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Canute. He's a loser.
Canute by runnergal February 2, 2010
an awesome band that is americana jam band and jazz they are awesome!
"omg have you heard of catgut?"
naah
"well you should cause you love americana jam band and jazz"
CatGut by creativgirl April 2, 2008
bro un porraco de toda la vida
Joint in spanish
bro menudo canuto tas liao
canuto by AtmonMonkiFllip42069 September 15, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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