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a total bitch that should just go die like she made poor little munro do. she is a puppy murdering selfish little cow that acts like a slut and for some reason loves people who hate her. maybe because there is no-one who doesnt hate her.
hi im catnut i ran away so my mum killed munro yeah i basically killed a 4 week old puppy and i should go die bye im going to jump off the tay bridge
catnut by Catnut.x April 7, 2009
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A word used by semi retarded children to make themselves sound smarter. Supposedly it means to hide. Also the name of one sad man in texas.
Retard: Why do you continue to Carnuto my words?

Retard 2: I'm hiding. I'm in Carnuto.
Carnuto by Raymond Zani March 6, 2010
The best friend in the world .
-Cocoș
You are catut
Catut by Cocoloș June 7, 2021
A name often used in Jamaica to describe a male smooth-talker who ends up being a gigalo, a player because he has a nice smile and gorgeous body. He dates 10 women at one time and then lies to them all. A loser, a pathetic name for a man who takes from women and isn't worth a damn in bed!
Girl 1: Who is that fine stud?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Canute. He's a loser.
Canute by runnergal February 2, 2010
an awesome band that is americana jam band and jazz they are awesome!
"omg have you heard of catgut?"
naah
"well you should cause you love americana jam band and jazz"
CatGut by creativgirl April 2, 2008
bro un porraco de toda la vida
Joint in spanish
bro menudo canuto tas liao
canuto by AtmonMonkiFllip42069 September 15, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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