Catnipole

A cat who a pole coming out of its nips

You:omg what is that
Friend:just my catnipole

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

catnipotent

The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.

The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels March 12, 2008

catnipone

A pasty white twitch streamer with no arms, alternatively referred to as bitchontwitch. He is often seen trying to establish dominance over others but failing miserably, ending up the beta in the process.

Hey you see that guy over there? He never leaves his house, I think he's a catnipone.

by iliekpiez March 26, 2020

catchpole

Medival Occupation, A sheriff/tax collector's deputy, who, when citizens were unable to pay taxes, had their chickens taken away, using a catch-pole, thus the name.

The peasants lost their chickens to the catchpole.

by ChibiDan March 22, 2005

Catnipped

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018

georgia catchpole

a complete slag and nob-head, touchesn up your watsits

stop touching me you georgia catchpole

by small wikly April 28, 2011

catipose

The soft fluffy delightful to squeeze adipose (fat) that tends to accumulate on cats. It is much nicer than human fat.

I just love to squeeze my kitties tummy. He so full of catipose.

by Tupac Insecure October 27, 2009