catlick

The way fat retards pronounce catholic.

Me: Hey Retard what religion are you?
Retard: I'm catlick
Me: Catlick? Whats that?
Retard: Really? You don't know what catlick is?

by Unloader01 September 24, 2015

catlock

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

canlicker

a person who creeps out the "beer cart" lady on the golf course by licking cans.

We had a canlicker in our foursome, so we only saw the beer cart once for our round.

by mmbtang July 6, 2014

catlock

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

by Erin Jordan April 5, 2008

Catalick Rift...

A mostly Northern Nevada themed feline romp of pouring a can of tuna fish juice down the crack of your anus & allowing one or more cats to proceed in licking the human butthole...

Yo Grease, we gonna be taking out your Catalick Rift... for a ride today ? My hole is dirty , dry & needin some attention...

by Tommyg4130 February 24, 2020

Catticked

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.

"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."

by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

Catdick

The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.

February 9th is also National Catdick Day.

- Man 1: Shut up CATDICK

- Keith: But.....

- Man 1: CATDICK

- Keith: Hold on Ther....

- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK

by Dylan W.. February 10, 2019