Someone who is better than everyone, but doesn't think or act like it. These individuals tend to act very calm and collected rather than bragging or boasting.
A mystical animal that is half cat, half unicorn. It has the head of a cat with an unicorn horn and the body of a cat with an unicorn tail. It makes the sound "neow."
When walking through the magical forest, Katie and Megan were stalked by a caticorn.
When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.
Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.
Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.