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catholic fuck

when a priest and a nun a phat catholic fuck on the day jesus was born, in the confession booth.

alternatively known as the unisex toilets.
the priest gave mary a catholic fuck in the unisex toilets.
by your left testicle October 15, 2019
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Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...
Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
by YAWA March 13, 2019
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Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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CatholiCuck

A CatholiCuck is a cuckservative in the Catholic sphere. Though the CatholiCuck believes he's a conservative, in reality he's a modernist working tirelessly, even fetishistically, for his own destruction via his vocal or tacit support of the revolutionary Second Vatican Council (1962-65) and the post-conciliar popes, including arch-modernist Pope Francis.
As a species of cuckservative, the overriding lust of the CatholiCuck is mainstream respectability at all costs.
by Alphonsus Jr. September 29, 2017
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