penis mightier

A device that enlarges the penis.

Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about The Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??
by SirFishouse December 14, 2005
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cat-tastrophe

A word that you would here the origial Batman Adam West say.
Robin: Holy smokes Batman, looks like Catwoman struck again!
Batman: Looks like we have another Cat-tastrophe on our hands.
by SirFishouse December 14, 2005
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