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cat ranch 

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.
Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?
cat ranch by Skram22 July 20, 2017
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Last Chance Cat Ranch 

A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.
Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.
Last Chance Cat Ranch by Spok3 April 7, 2023

cat-le ranch 

(verb) When your cat draws you toward his food source, almost as with an invisible lasso, while periodically peaking behind with a side-eye to confirm he’s got u roped in. picture a cowboy hat on your cat and u get the idea.
Schitters tried to cat-le ranch me today while I was getting dressed but I ignored his efforts.
cat-le ranch by Schitterbug March 27, 2019

cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.
1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.
cat-rancher by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.
That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.
cat rancher by mug3nx April 27, 2009

Rachel’s dead cat Geno 

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.
Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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