cat napper
cat napper by anti ag jab April 13, 2009
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catnapped
Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”
catlapper
catlapper by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006
Carnapper
My car was carnapped by a carnapper.
catnapped
catnapped by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018
catnapper
1. A person who catnaps a cat.
2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.
2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.
1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.
2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.
2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.
catnapper by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005
cartnapper
A devious shopper who sees a full and unattended shopping buggy of unpaid goods, in Costco (for example), and decides to adopt it as his own.
I was shopping at Costco and went into the cold storage to get some frozen goods, when I came back the cart was gone along with the items that I picked already, Some cartnapper had taken it.
cartnapper by tissutech August 13, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.