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cat napper 

crazy people who kid nap your cats
"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"
cat napper by anti ag jab April 13, 2009
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When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.
Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”
catnapped by Cusween December 15, 2018
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catlapper 

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.
Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!
catlapper by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

Carnapper 

(Philippine English)

A car theft
My car was carnapped by a carnapper.
Carnapper by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012
When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.
I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.
catnapped by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

catnapper 

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.
1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.
catnapper by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

cartnapper 

A devious shopper who sees a full and unattended shopping buggy of unpaid goods, in Costco (for example), and decides to adopt it as his own.
I was shopping at Costco and went into the cold storage to get some frozen goods, when I came back the cart was gone along with the items that I picked already, Some cartnapper had taken it.
cartnapper by tissutech August 13, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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