Skip to main content

cat hair 

That girl had a lot of cat hair.
Words you can keep

Cat hair weed

Cat hair weed is marijuana that is found on the floor of your friends room that is covered in cat hair, it is weed lost from the table by small mistakes when either rolling a joint, blunt or when packing a bowl to smoke. This weed is considered free and is readily smoked with no hard feelings from it owner. Also it is often packed into unsuspecting smokes bowls so that everyone can laugh at them for not knowing. Similar to a nature bowl
You find weed on the carpet that is covered in cat hair or other debris, that is cat hair weed
Cat hair weed by Lonesmoker January 16, 2012

Holy Cat-hair

An expression of emotion, usually when something light-heartedly upsetting is happening.

Also, "holy cat-hair, man" may be used when desired.
1) Joe goes to the refrigerator for some milk. He finds an empty carton. He says "Holy Cat-hair, who drank all the milk?!?"

2) Susie and Jane meet for a movie. They find they are wearing the same outfit! They say to each other, "Holy cat-hair man, you're wearing my outfit!!?!"
Holy Cat-hair by AmberRoseJr March 31, 2009

cat poop hair 

Used to refer to the horrible dreadlocks of white college kids. See also trustafarian.
Townie #1: Check out that guy with the cat poop hair!
Townie #2: Yeah, I betcha that trustafarian goes to Colorado College.
cat poop hair by Smickey September 8, 2006

give the cat a hair cut 

you need to shave your pubic area
Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

hair of the cat 

drinking non-alcoholic beverages to relieve a hangover, especially when others in the area are engaged in consuming alcohol to feel better. An antonym for "hair of the dog" and alluding to one drinking like a pussy.
Person One: "Bartender, I'll have a Diet Coke."

Person Two: "Why aren't you having a beer, you puss?"

Person One: "Bad hangover. Hair of the cat."
hair of the cat by Clutch1 April 18, 2010

hair of the cat 

Similar to "hair of the dog" meaning a beer to cure a hangover, except "hair of the cat" typically means a second date, rendezvous, etc with a girl that you hung out with a few days before. Contrary to popular opinion, it does NOT mean just "sex". It can mean that you had an awesome date and want to see her again, that you've been missing her and can't stop thinking about her, etc.

Or it can mean that you just haven't fucked your gf in a few days and you're missing her pussy as much as you're missing her.
Steve: Totally craving some hair of the cat, man. Wednesday night was awesome.

Dave: So I'll go ahead and assume you'll be too busy for our fantasy football league this year....
hair of the cat by aaandy September 25, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next