Caspers 

Fears

“Tell me now can you make it past your Caspers?
So we can finally fly off into NASA”

Caspers by MacYou August 17, 2019

Casper Rose Mazzola 

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.

"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"

Casper Rose Mazzola by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

Brown Casper 

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.

"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

Brown Casper by The Unfriendly Ghost January 23, 2008

Coral Capers 

The first aquatic level in the 1994 Nintendo/Rareware classic Donkey Kong Country (SNES). This level contains an instrumental track, Aquatic Ambience, which became somewhat of a well known track to videogamers after the game's release.

If you haven't gotten to Coral Capers yet, Donkey Kong Country may not be a game for you.

Coral Capers by DKC August 6, 2006

rachet casper 

A person who is a ratchet, who talks a lot and/or is very annoying that one tends to ignore them. They are so into themselves that they don't care about anything unrelated to them, due to this, is the reason they are ignored, like a ghost.

Megan is such a rachet, no one ever pays attention to what she says. She's kinda like casper, a rachet Casper.

rachet casper by durtysanch December 31, 2014

Douxie Casperan

Tales of Arcadia. Black hair blue tips. Yellow eyes. Cute (I did not say that) Wizard If you know who he is I love ya If you dont go to Netflix and Watch Trollhunters, 3Below, and Wizards, also the new Movie Rise of the Titans but to understand watch all the series first

Douxie Casperan is so Cool!

Douxie Casperan by Douxies Sister July 24, 2021