cart00ney 

A fake legal threat sent from someone pretending to be an attorney. Sent only to intimidate, can be ignored with impunity.

"I got a cart00ney from Bill because I painted my car the same color as his."

cart00ney by jamehec August 31, 2008

cartney

Cartney is a misunderstood handsome boy, he doesn't go by this name anymore and don't like people calling him it. Cartney are caring, understanding, and the best friend you could have. If you meet a Cartney, never let go of them and love them.

Wow is that Cartney?
Yeah, but he is mine.

cartney by mcfrenzy March 19, 2018

doin' a paul mc cartney 

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

doin' a paul mc cartney by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

to play the Cartney 

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

to play the Cartney by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010