cart00ney 

A fake legal threat sent from someone pretending to be an attorney. Sent only to intimidate, can be ignored with impunity.

"I got a cart00ney from Bill because I painted my car the same color as his."

cart00ney by jamehec August 31, 2008

cartney

Cartney is a misunderstood handsome boy, he doesn't go by this name anymore and don't like people calling him it. Cartney are caring, understanding, and the best friend you could have. If you meet a Cartney, never let go of them and love them.

Wow is that Cartney?
Yeah, but he is mine.

cartney by mcfrenzy March 19, 2018

doin' a paul mc cartney 

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

doin' a paul mc cartney by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

to play the Cartney 

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

to play the Cartney by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016