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carson :) 

A kind guy with a huge heart. Will make you feel loved and respected. You will want to create a future with a carson. they are trust worthy and great listeners. They are always willing to stand up for you. They have your back 24/7. You may get in a fight every now and then. They are stubborn but deep down, they are soft. They will always apologize for things that weren't their fault to try and make it better. Although they seem perfect, they will hurt you. They will go behind your back and make you feel unwanted. They aren't worth your time. But you will always love them
-whos that new guy
-oh, that's carson :)
carson :) by idk1010 April 30, 2020
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A boy you’ll like easily. He could be mean and rude sometimes but he will change his attitude later on. He’ll make you smile when he walks in a room and he’s funny. If your sad then he’ll be there to cheer you up. He will mess with your head and flirt with your friends sometimes but you’ll still like him. If you have a Carson in your life then be his best friend and if you like him tell him or he’ll ask someone out. Never break up with him or your stupid and you’ll regret it because he’s perfect. He is everything you’ll need funny,caring,daring,bit rude and mean,nice, and cute .
Best friend: hey is he new?
You: yeah, he’s cute!
Bestie: he’s such a Carson!
You:how?
Bestie:his smile, he’s cute,and funny
You:how do you know?
Bestie: cause of his looks.
The guy that steals all the mints and cheese its
Bro 'bout to eat some cheese it's.

Shit they ran out
Carson
Carson by Stove_PhD February 16, 2019
Carson is an amazing guy! he’s fun, funny, athletic, kind, caring, and cute as HELL!! you will never want to pass up being friends with him, cause you’ll regret it. he will tease you and try to make you laugh if he likes you, trust me. he’s a flirt, and he will fall in love with you till the day you die and he won’t ever cheat or anything, cause he’ll be too in love. he’s loyal as hell!!!
Hey, is that Carson!?
yeah, isn’t he amazing?!
YES!! but wait, he has a girlfriend doesn’t he?
yeah, and he’s loyal as HELL, good luck with that one.
Carson by Pumkinmix214 August 25, 2018
Jus a homie grabbin raw tiddies and vibin.
Oh shit it’s Da Nigga Carson
Carson is a boy who will take your heart and never let it go. He will be the guy you have a crush on forever. He will catch your eye and never let you look back. He is perfect in every aspect and may have some flaws but everyone is beautiful and adds up to him. He is very athletic and good at every sport and probably has a dream of college or pro sports but does have some anger issues that come out during the game. He is very outgoing and makes everyone laugh. He can be serious though and has very good thoughts and ideas on life if you are able to see that side of him. He is incredible handsome and HOT! Every girl has or has had a crush on him but he doesn't value it or know how lucky he is. He doesn't take any meaning into relationships and doesn't believe in true love. He could of had it all if he would have gave a girl a chance. Hes great with kids and the way he smiles and also looks at the ground out of the bottom corners of his eye when he doesn't know what to say will melt your heart.
Carson is the boy you will love forever.

Carson was one hot douche!
Carson by Can'tHandleIt May 5, 2015
Carson... well carson is lots of things. Carson is usually very nice and genuine to lots of people if he likes you. He is also usually smart and great at sports. He'll kick ur ass tho. He's small but mighty. Your usually lucky when u find a Carson they are kinda rare.
1:Wow! Look it's a Carson. I can't believe my eyes.

2:OMG ______ your so lucky to have Carson but watch your back.
Carson by C-dub a dub dub December 28, 2016
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