karroting

a half hearted quest for that which is knowingly unobtainable.

a minute distraction from normal life, which rewards with false sense of acomplishment.

the act of picking one person on the internet, finding out everything you can about them, and then picking someone you have met along the way to stalk next. no contact except for internet medium should be made.

once i fonud this transvestite on some webpage and wanted to talk to her so i tried to find out what irc network she went online at and ended up on efnet in channel industrial and then i asked about and ended up in channel cdc on efnet and met this guy there and then i eventually found her. i think i asked her maybe two questions since i had already found out a lot about her from various websites, people, blogs etc. but the guy i met was interesting so i started stalking him. etc.

by skoobis June 22, 2005

Karoling

The act of inviting your bosses to happy hour with the intent to avoid paying for your own drinks.

"I better do some Karoling if I'm going to be able to cover 10 shots of fireball"

by SVUTAXDEPT March 11, 2015

Karoning

When something or someone is expected to show up but then does not.

The girl told her boyfriend she might be pregnant by saying, "honey, my period is karoning"

by Sharkfin October 19, 2013

Parroting

The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.

"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."

by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018

Carroting

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.

There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!

by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

karrington

karringtons are really sweet and are great friends . karringtons can also be really insecure but they love their bodies . karringtons are grate with babies and younger kids . they are great wifes/ girlfriends

and if you ever meet a karrington WIFE her you will never regret it . what ever you do just don't make a karrington mad .

guy 1 : I'm going to ask karrington to marry me today

guy 2 : good luck with that

by notgnirrak May 11, 2016

karsting

When you drink a beer and a cocktail simultaneously at a bar.

Man, I was totally karsting the other night at the pub.

by Prisoner0 March 29, 2015