a half hearted quest for that which is knowingly unobtainable.

a minute distraction from normal life, which rewards with false sense of acomplishment.

the act of picking one person on the internet, finding out everything you can about them, and then picking someone you have met along the way to stalk next. no contact except for internet medium should be made.
once i fonud this transvestite on some webpage and wanted to talk to her so i tried to find out what irc network she went online at and ended up on efnet in channel industrial and then i asked about and ended up in channel cdc on efnet and met this guy there and then i eventually found her. i think i asked her maybe two questions since i had already found out a lot about her from various websites, people, blogs etc. but the guy i met was interesting so i started stalking him. etc.
by skoobis June 9, 2005
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The misspelled version of the word "carrot." Generally, an astute member of the group may try to use Karrot to cheat at the relatively popular party game, "Scattegories."
Rebekka: Ok for "Vegetables Kids Hate" I put "carrots."

Jamal: Don't you spell "Karrot" with a K?

Rebekka: No, are you stupid or something?
by banananap June 30, 2011
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Advantages, benefits, privileges to Kamis and Karrots (Gods); not an unfair treatment to people who don’t belong to the Kami kommunity
“That’s unfair
“No, it’s not, it’s just karrotism
by kawaiikarrot November 12, 2022
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a root vegetable that is more awesome that a carrot
Would you like some karrot kake?
by Snotreal February 25, 2011
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A title typically given to the Secretary Assistant Generals of Model United Nations Clubs in English speaking nations , originating from the misspelling of the name of one of the Assistant Generals, which went viral in the Model United Nations community and became a meme that is often referenced.
A : "You coming to Model United Nations this week?
B: "No."
A: "Why?"
B: "The Karrot threw me out for talking too much. She is such a tyrant!"

A:"Wow, MUN was so good this week!"
B:"Yeah, the Karrot destroyed this one girl by pointing out how wrong she was about Panama's GDP"
by cykablyatka June 2, 2018
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When you or a hot bitch gives you two paper cuts on the tip of your penis making a x.
This hot bitch gave me a Karrot top. It hurt but I liked it!
by MASTERBLASTER69 November 16, 2005
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